I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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