I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
