This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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