Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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