oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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