You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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