apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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