I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The best revenge is premature balding
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
