Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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