Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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