It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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