Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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