I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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