But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You were trust falling into bushes
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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