I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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