why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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