So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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