1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Two words: blizzard sex
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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