The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He shit in the fireplace
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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