the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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