GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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