Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
