okay pat passed out under dana's car
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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