So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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