Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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