I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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