She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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