We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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