Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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