NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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