i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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