FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Randomize
