I murdered the dance floor call the cops
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
either way he was missing a nipple.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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