Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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