You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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