Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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