I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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