I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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