It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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