Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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