I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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