It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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