Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
