Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..

(507): View more from Minnesota

god i miss watching you do this...

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(519): View more from Ontario

When you wake up, I have rum and am in town

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(318): View more from Louisiana

her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again

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(707): View more from California

I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor

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(308): View more from Nebraska

this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous

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(941): View more from Florida

He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.

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(214): View more from Texas

We should try to put a bagel on your penis

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