yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Is it because I queefed?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk