used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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