I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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