dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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