She announced her abortion via fbk
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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