Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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