WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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