its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
