Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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