I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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