i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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